Sheep Shagging!!!!!

Well, my time in New Zealand has come to an end….
So many memories, we laughed, we cried….


The highlight for me was definitely Queenstown, this place froths all over the place. So many travel scams were used here, like the photocopying of the 2-4-1 drink cards for the altitude bar and resetting and winding the clock back on the global gossip computers so we got hours of free internet.

Queenstown has many bars with lots of alcohol, which is always amusing. It also has Fergburger, which is without peer in the making of hamburgers. I had four of these during my stay and every one was as satisfying as the last. In particular the venison creation, the bambi burger makes one feel like a real carnivore. Snaps to Fergburger.

There were also lows to my trip. I got very jealous when I heard the hot Swedish couple in my room having sex for much longer than I usually do it. I had to promptly relieve myself after this event. Also driving by yourself in a little blue car with no company or radio down the west coast for six hours made me go quite insane. I started talking to myself with comments like ‘froth, froth, froth’ or ‘snoozies ramikin’ often leaving my lips.

The wonderful accents made me giggle on a number of occasions. For instance when I was at the petrol station the other day I had to ask the lady to say six for me three times, then I started laughing and she got upset.

I think I may have also done something for my fear of heights by doing the nevis swing and bungy jump. It was fucking insane and I will never be that afraid again. It was also a seriously impressive structure and if you are ever in New Zealand you must go and do the Nevis!

The West Coast is also very pretty and Franz Josef YHA is one of the best hostels I have ever stayed in. It is a crying shame that more Australians don’t come and backpack around New Zealand. It is one of the easiest places to travel because everyone speaks English, everything is close and the place is just pristine. The hostels are frothing and everyone is really friendly. I highly recommend it!!!!!

So it is now onto Los Angeles where I will hopefully make out with Katherine Heigl or even James Franco and not find any driftwood.

God Bless Travelling!!!!

I’m off for the standard travel whopper….

Wish me Luck XOXOXOXOXO